Lyrics
There's a black hole in the middle of the park,
And it ain't real deep, but it sure is dark!
Some call it a lake, some call it a pond,
It just depends which side your on!
Just a few yards wide and a couple yards long,
Not much to it just light this song.
Well you got your ducks and your goldfish too,
And what ya call it is up to you!
There's a black hole in the middle of the park,
And it ain't real deep, but it sure is dark!
Some call it a lake, some call it a pond,
It just depends which side your on!
Kind of a puddle kind of a swamp,
And it starts to stink just a little when ya heat it up.
But it sure is fun when the winter comes 'round,
You skate on out and you fall on down!
There's a black hole in the middle of the park,
And it ain't real deep, but it sure is dark!
Some call it a lake, some call it a pond,
It just depends which side your on!
Some call it a lake, some call it a pond,
Some call it a quasi-aqueous phenomenon.
Well I don't care what others say,
To me it will always be the 'ole Park Lake!
It sunk a boat and it ate a car,
And it sucks in balls and bicycles and near by stars!
So I'm here to warn you don't ya get too close,
Or you can kiss your little keister adios!
There's a black hole in the middle of the park,
And it ain't real deep, but it sure is dark!
Some call it a lake, some call it a pond,
It just depends which side your on!